i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything
im extremely cute but im MAD!!! AND FULL OF HELLFIRE ONLY REVOLUTION WILL DOUSE
What is going on here??
birds is what is going on
WHAT IS ON THAT PHONE
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I IMAGINED
WHAT SHE’S REALLY CATCHY
*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*
So starting soon, willie-clark and I are going to be live-tweeting the first Harry Potter movie while also playing a drinking game, so if you feel like tweeting with us, please do!
itendswithe and @_WillieClark
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i couldn’t if i tried.
Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse
tag your fucking porn
if anyone has the recipe to this, please sent it to me asap, this is super important
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
not an overreaction
truest scene in that show
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
That’s it, that’s the show.